- Top 15 Films of 2013 (in Alphabetical Order)
- Honorable Mention:
- Bottom 4 films of 2013:
- Best Remake/Reworking: Evil Dead (2013)
- This wasn’t necessary, but it was fun and sufficiently different from the original
- Most Unnecessary Remake/Reworking: Oldboy (2013)
- I didn’t actually see this.
- Best Director: Martin Scorcese for The Wolf of Wall Street
- Best Actress: Sandra Bullock in Gravity
- Best Actor: Chiwetel Ejiofor in 12 Years a Slave
- Best Supporting Actress: Lupita Nyong’o in 12 Years a Slave
- Best Supporting Actor: Jonah Hill in The Wolf of Wall Street
- Best Ensemble: American Hustle
- Best Original Screenplay: Spike Jonze for Her
- Best Adapted Screenplay: John Ridley and Solomon Northup for 12 Years a Slave
- Best Cinematography: Phedon Papamichael for Nebraska
- Best Soundtrack: William Butler and Owen Pallett for Her
- Most Alarming Cinematic Trend: Yet more remakes.
- Biggest Disappointment: Elysium
- Best Movie I Finally Saw: Searching for Sugar Man
- Most Memorable Lines:
- This Is The End
- Jonah Hill: Dear God, it’s me, Jonah Hill… from Moneyball.
- Spring Breakers
- Everyone in the movie: SPRAAANNNNGGG BREAAAAAAKKKKK
- The Wolf of Wall Street
- Mark Hanna: (Insert Weird-ass Beat Boxing Here)
- The Wolf of Wall Street
- Jordan Belfort: On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my “back pain”, Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine… Well, because it’s awesome.
- This Is The End
- Best Documentary (of all time?): The Act of Killing
- Films I feel guilty for missing:
- Films I don’t feel guilty for missing:
2013 Films in Review
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